Things our kids say - July

7-1 Grace: Oh my gosh, Isaac called me a genius (she hugs him.)

Isaac: I meant it in a mean way...just kidding!

7-2 Anna: After hearing and Allstate commercial ending with "are you in good hands?" She said, "Yes I am, let's be friends."
How could you not want to be friends with this cutie pie!

7-6 Isaac: Mom I'll give you five dollars if my iPod is in my top dresser drawer...I wish I had to give you five dollars.

7-8 Isaac: Remind me to close my eyes when we pass the school.

7-12 Isaac: I adore bacon.

7-12 Anna: I like it when there's not a lot of people at the house because it's easier to set the table and its less complicated, and it's quieter.

7-12 I overheard Anna say to Isaac, "if you keep playing with that and putting it up your nose, it will be mine!"

7-14 Isaac: Mom, you threw myself off balance.

7-14 Dallin: It's amazingly realistic...except for that almost everyone has superpowers.

7-14 Isaac: If I was ice cream, I would taste good!

7-18 Isaac walks in and says, "Everybody watch out Noah has a weed whacker and dad has a water thrower!"

7-19 I gave Anna some Benadryl and told her it didn't have a taste, she replied, "well the other one didn't have a taste but it did!"

7-19 Grace: I want a solar panel for my birthday.
She loves the sun :)

7-19 Isaac: I would never sue McDonalds, except maybe under certain circumstances.

7-20 Dallin: How can you own a horse and not have legal issues.

7-22 Grace: Disney is becoming an empire.

7-22 At dinner we were talking about a family we know and one of the kids asked how many of their kids were adopted, I said that I thought it was the younger 3 and anna jumped in and said, "I'm adopted?"

7-23 Isaac: If I had the force then I wouldn't be such a messy eater.

7-23 Isaac: Mom look, I'm a ballerina jedi!
...but then he turned into a spiderman wolf creature!

7-24 Isaac: Why do people say fortune cookies taste like Styrofoam if they've never tasted Styrofoam?

7-24 Isaac: Once this poison ivy goes away I will party...not literally.

7-24 Isaac: I feel sorry for mutated people.

Dallin: Dude, the mutated people in X-men are awesome!

7-27 Isaac: Mom is anyone in this family weak minded? No? I knew it!

7-27 Noah: They have cookie dough bits. It's like hail from heaven!

7-28 Noah: (After losing his iPod and wallet on the Verbolten at Busch Gardens) I hate that ride. Whoever designed it was like hey let's steal little childrens hats and iPods and dreams.

7-28 Dallin: Dirty clothes are more comfortable than clean clothes.

7-28 After re-telling a story about Dallin helping to take care of Grace when she was a baby he said, "I didn't do that, I'm a hard hearted man!"

7-29 Isaac: I'm going to set out a thing where I don't eat cheese for 2 days. It's going to be tomorrow and tomorrow's tomorrow.

7-30 Listening in on the kids playing. Isaac says about Noah, "he's a robot and I'm trying to kill him and it's not fair because I only have a Swiss Army knife and he has a flame thrower. I must get the power of the pookie!"

7-30 Isaac: Moms have the power of finding things, even when we look our hardest mom can come and find it.

7-30 Isaac: Packing would be easier for our family if we were wizards.

Amen to that!