8-1 I was playing Monopoly with Noah and Dallin. On Dallin's turn he counted the spaces to free parking and then picked up the dice and said, "I need a 14!"
8-1 (Still playing Monopoly) Dallin: Be quiet, I'm praying for 2 things, my breakfast and free parking.
8-4 Noah: That truck looks cool, like it survived an attack of rabid donkeys.
8-5 Anna: I know what I want to be when I grow up...a lunch lady, because I love to cook.
Dallin: ...but lunch ladies have to wear hair nets and serve people mystery meat!
8-5 Mike leaned over to kiss me and Isaac said, "Ew! Don't get all PG13!
8-6 Dallin: People will do crazy things just to get on YouTube.
8-11 We were driving somewhere and Mike asked the kids to stop playing their games and look outside at the beautiful scenery. After a few minutes Anna said, "Dad can we stop appreciating nature now?"
8-12 Mom: Isaac were you good in your class today?
Isaac: Yes-ish.
8-12 It was all quiet at dinner for a minute and Anna just piped up and said, "I'm not special!" followed by a lot of giggles.
8-13 I was doing AB Ripper and Isaac came and started doing it with me. After about 30 seconds he stopped and said, "Oh, my Abs!"
8-14 Dallin started to do my workout with me this morning, after a few minutes in he was on the floor and he said, "I think I have a laziness disease."
8-17 I had the kids each pick out a movie to bring with us on our trip, when I asked Anna, she wanted Jaws (which we don't even have) or Jurassic Park
...Dallin wanted Wall-e.
8-17 Isaac: Dallin called me an idiot!
Mike: Is it true?
Isaac: Yes!
(obviously he meant it was true that Dallin said it...it just sounded funny.)
8-18 Noah: If I was allergic to bacon, I would cry. (that one's for you Joe and Greg!)
8-18 Noah: The best soda I've ever had was this black cherry soda in New York. It didn't taste like black cherry it was more like a rotten strawberry with blueberry.
Um yeah...sounds delicious!
8-20 Random outburst from Isaac: Shenanigans!
8-21 Anna: I wonder what it would be like to be an animal...like a dog, or cat, or dolphin or a horse. I wonder what it would be like...or like a monkey, a monkey would be fun just swinging!
8-22 Isaac: If you hit your head with a block of cheese it hurts.
It looks like Grace didn't get caught with a saying this month, maybe she was too busy being silly...